We're Naked

As of late, we've been receiving hate mail from fur haters around the world.

They think that furring your walls is a needless expense and cruelty to the furred beasts of the planet.

Let's be clear, we'd rather BE naked if we had furred walls. There is NO better feeling than the soft caress of phreshly furred walls. I think after you see and feel our product you will think differently about furring your walls. Our secret is in the merchandise. So even the anti-fur customer can rest assure that they aren't harming animals of any kind.

Our provision of fur-like products has encompassed the real look and feel of quality animal coats. Don't get it twisted friends, this is ALL certified faux fur.

We also offer the shaving of your favourite animal. Maybe you have a pet that you can't get enough of... We can shave said pet and create a fully furred wall of your favourite companion. Here at fur yo walls, animals are a crucial part of our business.

Now that you know our animal loving history, CALL US TODAY!

We can fur your walls... the humane way.

Luv Amber ReNae xxx

please note we CAN and do use real fur at your request... it does make for a superior furred wall.

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Yours In Service

Hello friends, welcome back.

I know you visit our page 'on the daily' to keep up with the latest trend hitting your home.

Here at 'Fur Yo Walls' we'll help you make the freshest decision on your wall furring needs.

Our company is a leader in excellence when it comes to fur interior design. There is no other company that will preform at a higher standard as we will. When you book with us you can expect nothing less then straight up superior service.

Advantages to furring your home include:

1. Initial consultation will be held in the comfort of our trailer, where we will conveniently park in your driveway until we have been hired by our next customer or removed by the police.

2. Estimates can be made in values of money, crack, meth, or sex. We have financing in all forms of currency.

3. Removing your previous wallpaper or wood paneling is unnecessary. Our luscious fur will cover up any nasty-ass nonsense you currently have in your home.

4. Expert and professional opinions will be provided on finding the right fur for you.

5. As professionals, we can destroy and revamp your previous interior design garbage. This is often a requirement to coordinate with your freshly furred walls.

6. Complimentary sparkle or lace trim with every furred wall. NO LATTICE

7. Interior thermal heating system. Never escape the warm embrace of fur when you're surrounded by it. SO HOT!

8. Custom design. Since we source our own fur we can design, sew or skin whatever fur you desire.

9. Sound proofing. There is no way your neighbours will hear your illest beats, arguments with the wife or even a gun shot. With furred walls you have the added bonus of optimal silence.

10. Furred walls makes you better than everyone else.

Please call or email us today.... and Fur Yo Walls...the right way

Luvvvvvvvvv xx

Amber ReNae

Deck the Halls with.....FUR

It's that time of year again and if you're

looking for the most perfect, most unique,

most stylish, most unforgettable gift this

holiday season than it's got to be the one

of a kind stylings only available at

FUR YO WALLS! Don't listen to the losers

shown in this photo. They don't know what's

H.O.T.T. HOTT. Put your trust in Amber Renae.

Whether furring the kitchen, bathroom, closet or

bedroom *wink, wink* we guarantee this to be

the greatest holiday season.

For further details, email us!

xxx- Amber Renae (and EggNog)

Back to BIZness

Dearly Beloved,

I, Amber Renae, would like to take this opportunity to bring Fur Yo Walls back to the level it once was. The level it deserves. I'm embrassed to say, but I have been battling a vicious meth-crack cocaine- horse steroid addiction for the past few weeks, hence the some might say ridiculous posts.

Wow, I feel like a carebear on ecstacy, now that I've come clean, so to speak to you our clients.

I have included a more recent photograph, now that I'm off the drugs.

On with the show!

xxx- Amber Renae

The Exotic Sources of Our Fur

Hello people of Earth, it's your master, Amber Renae. I am contacting you from planet Bomb-Ass-Digity-Dankness, also know as planet BADD, a land of awesome people and the most illest goods from around the UNIVERSE. And you might be thinking...Why is Amber Renee so beyond uhmazing, how can I be more like that? Well, peon, this is you time to know the secret, the secret to Amber Renee's fabulosity.... FUR YO WALLS!

It has changed my life, the life of Amber Renae and it can change your's too.

Our furs come from so many far off lands, including probably your own! Explore the photos to gain further KNOWWWWLEDGEEEE.

Please fasten you see belts and stow your carry-on luggage as we prepare for EXPLOSION INTO THE GREATEST UNKNOWN DIMENSIONS EVER IMAGINED BY ANCIENT MAN

GGGGR

Rubbing With The (Fur) Grain...Lightmounds

Oh hEy- it's amber renae

i'm rubbin with the grain and feel no pain

and i like to get high to make the time go bye (by)

when i'm rollin wit da bitches

we throwin bodies into ditches

holla ha holla holla ha holla

ppssst hey i'm talking to you

fuck you bitch i won't be your ho

i'm amber renae and here to bring you pain

shut the fuck up or ill pisss on your brain.

*LOVE* please email us for information on furring your walls...

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