Wednesday, March 16, 2011

When two become one


Good day, my luscious fur loving fans...
I'm in good spirits because my house is almost done and I just bought a special treat from my local street drug dealer. My mood is stable and that makes Amber Renae pleased; another reason for my succulent mood? In 9 days I will become whole again, as you know I am blessed with multiple personalities and I love each and everyone of them. My favourite however is my Ying to my Yang, my butter to my popcorn, my flame to my pipe, my fur...to my wall.... As of late, I've been separated from the most important essence of what makes Amber Renaee who she is today. Yes, you may say that I, Amber Renae, are even two different people and "we" need a regular fix of each other to stay as completely fearsome as we are. I'm just warning you, when our personalities collide it's like I'm using both sides of my brain, furious magic ensues, things die, peasants are hurt, blood pours, history is made.

So on March 25, 2011 take cover...and don't say I didn't warn you


Till the world ends,
Amber Renae
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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Contract OF Disease


Look, Sorry I've been gone...but Amber Renae has gotten PAID and is working on the most important pro-ho-ject of her life...A shelter of my own...Living with a solid roof, and floors that aren't cover in contaminated needles and pimp juice is completely new to me.
I've had to pick out door knobs, all the way to where I want my stripper pole to be installed. It ain't easy and fuck it's infuriating when people don't G'it Shit.

As you all know, I am a reputable interior designer of my own, I know what fur, paint or blood type I want on my walls and I don't FUCKING care what your opinion in the matter is. I'm sick of these peasant workers I hired, telling me whats right or wrong, making decisions that rape me of my earnings and half ass their way through the day. I would unleash the beast on them but I have to keep it on the low due to their ties to the mob (Yea I like to keep it gangsta, even when installing dry wall).

So, here, I rely on you...my fans to unleash my beast on...it's only safe to unleash it on a regular basis... as you know, a pent up beast can end up killing someone for cutting me in line at the local Home DEPOT... Bitch I don't CARE that you and your mullet are in a rush to install your wooden toilet seat, G'IT yo'self to da back of the LINE.

I's got to go my rabid house beast needs some food

till my next kill,

AMBER RENAE XXX

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Coming Soon......

Bone Vests, Just saying.....prepare yourself.....we're a lifestyle brand from floor to ceiling or head to toe...Amber Renae can transform you.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Release Your Virgin Animal Soul



Here at FYW we have ears, eyes and tails to the ground. We be on dat fly shit and widely recognized for knowing what's PHRESSH & H-O-T.
Amber Renae don't run this mad empire herself.
We have a full staff that is purely compensated on exclusive illusory design.
This was sent to us by Cherry Coke who is one of our personal buyers. (I've got money to blow)



Her recent discovery has us wanting to dry hump the town in our spirit hoods. This look will surely compliment our raging drunk business meetings, fuelled by zeblood and virgin tight beats.

You can order these now through FYW. (subject to surcharge because we are charging you fuckin' idiots for us having to order your shit off the official website www.spirithoods.com)

ORDER NOW

furyowall@gmail.com
luv,
Amber ReNae xxx



Tuesday, June 22, 2010

MMMMBOP

Hanson Furs Their Walls in a Tribute to Amber Renae

http://www.hanson.net/site/postings/7413

Saturday, June 5, 2010

FUR THE GREEK


This is the first post I've made sober in a looooong time... or ever.... So I apologize for any spelling errors on my part. I try to keep it professional and inline with our company image but this can't wait till my Jeffery kicks in.

As you already know, Amber Renae and FUR YO WALLS have made it big... but you may not know HOW big. We've been working on a little (Huge) side project for you... our fans/clients.

On June 4th 2010 we've exploded our brand to a new level. Amber Renae has taken it Hollywood.

GET HIM TO THE GREEK has already made rave reviews and it's not by mistake that Amber Renae is part of it.

We not only did the set design for GET HIM TO THE GREEK, but we've made it onto the soundtrack. Our new hit single as sung by INFANT SORROWS: FURRY WALLS

check it here and make sure to see GET HIM TO THE GREEK and support our phat paycheques





Strokingly,
Amber Renae xxx