Our Latest Product...And Newest Look

Hey Skanky whorey whores it's been dirty long since the last post on account that this grand master rapist has been serving HARRRD time for tazing the accidental fuck out of my 102 year old neighbor. BTW bitch deserved it. Anywayy that reminds me of Fur Yo Walls latest product of both self defense and fur procuring. Fur Yo Tazer. Yeas that's right. We will be touring the northern hempisphere with the National Fuck You Up Association (NFYUA) promoting our goods and services (sexual and decorative).










Also, I'm trying out a new look. It's called Black Male. Let me know what you guys think by emailing furyowall@gmail.com

Coming Soon......

Bone Vests, Just saying.....prepare yourself.....we're a lifestyle brand from floor to ceiling or head to toe...Amber Renae can transform you.

Release Your Virgin Animal Soul

Here at FYW we have ears, eyes and tails to the ground. We be on dat fly shit and widely recognized for knowing what's PHRESSH & H-O-T.

Amber Renae don't run this mad empire herself.

We have a full staff that is purely compensated on exclusive illusory design.

This was sent to us by Cherry Coke who is one of our personal buyers. (I've got money to blow)

Her recent discovery has us wanting to dry hump the town in our spirit hoods. This look will surely compliment our raging drunk business meetings, fuelled by zeblood and virgin tight beats.

You can order these now through FYW. (subject to surcharge because we are charging you fuckin' idiots for us having to order your shit off the official website www.spirithoods.com)

ORDER NOW

furyowall@gmail.com

luv,

Amber ReNae xxx

MMMMBOP

Hanson Furs Their Walls in a Tribute to Amber Renae

http://www.hanson.net/site/postings/7413

FUR THE GREEK

This is the first post I've made sober in a looooong time... or ever.... So I apologize for any spelling errors on my part. I try to keep it professional and inline with our company image but this can't wait till my Jeffery kicks in.

As you already know, Amber Renae and FUR YO WALLS have made it big... but you may not know HOW big. We've been working on a little (Huge) side project for you... our fans/clients.

On June 4th 2010 we've exploded our brand to a new level. Amber Renae has taken it Hollywood.

GET HIM TO THE GREEK has already made rave reviews and it's not by mistake that Amber Renae is part of it.

We not only did the set design for GET HIM TO THE GREEK, but we've made it onto the soundtrack. Our new hit single as sung by INFANT SORROWS: FURRY WALLS

check it here and make sure to see GET HIM TO THE GREEK and support our phat paycheques

Strokingly,

Amber Renae xxx

Trading Post Yard Sales

Dear FYW fans, Thank you...

We can't thank you enough for your support. It's hard to consider this a job when pissing on streets, daytime drinking, and killing them softly has long been a hobby of ours.

Because I, Amber Renae, always consider our target market.

I took it upon myself to find discount furs for our bargain hunting hoes. We know our primary customer ain't ballin' like FYW.

Remember it was the peasants, street workers, hobos and meth heads that made us famous.

So let's bring it back old school, I'm selling our shit on the streets for one night only.

BLOCK PARTY YOU FOOLS

CASH ONLY (drugs and sex are also excepted)

PHRESH BUFFALO ....... wilson.... naturally ...

NEW PELTS

COON TAILS (back from their home land)

FREE PITCHER OF ZEBLOOD with the purchase of a virgin Zebra.

ONE NIGHT ONLY

Fetch your friends, drums, pipes, and virgin souls.

XXX

Amber Renae

For Those Lonely Nights

Numerous adult companies have approached Fur Yo Walls wanting to do some collaboration products. At first, we thought "No, we couldn't, we're a family company" then we remember "fuck that shit, we eat families for lunch, this is Fur Yo (mothafuckin) Walls" and quickly signed on. Here is our debut product Wooly Dilly. Now, he's more of a collector's item then actual play toy unless you are a filthy disease ridden horny hoe. And if you are, god bless. We hope you enjoy our first adult product of which there will be many more.

Baby Toes and Semen Sticky Hands,

Amber Renae

Head2Hoof

Hey guys! Just got back from the future (2012 to be specific, right before the world ends) and I've brought back the latest in fashion. Hoof by Hooves is a shoe design company from the soon to be formed Land of Fur, ruled by dictatorship under Amber Renae. I can't get into international politics at the mome but lemme tell you....it's something grand. Below are the top selling styles by Hoof- casual zip hoof, the perfect shoe for births and casual outings and murder hoof, which is perfect for your nights on the town. Naturally, these gems are limited edition so hurry yo asses up and order these bitches before they get gone for good. We here at Fur Yo Walls don't let no scrap of fur go unused. After Hoof by Hooves amputate the hooves we relieve the animals of their satanic agony by staple gunning their skins to you, our clients walls. Enjoy.

Biloba 5 Wants to Know....

You down with OPP?

Other People's Poo?

Everyday I'm Hustlin'

Since FUR YO WALLS has busted into the main stream, I've been rolling in fame and fortune. It's been hard not to spend all my coin on crack, meth or midget sex. To keep Mama out of trouble I've invested in a life long companion. This isn't a fucking chihuahua or toy poodle meant for thin crusts. This pet is completely meant for the aggressive and stuffed crusts alike. For safety purposes I have to wear a full body suit of protective glitter while cuddling with my new compadre.

Now just because Amber Renae is a massive fan of skinning animals for sport, and stapling their fur to your humble abode. Doesn't mean I can't love an animal of my very own. This hybrid hyaena/zebra has been specially mated for yours truly. Her name is Peaches because of her baby soft fur. She isn't part of the FYW family due to her aggressive nature and killing instinct........ Wait, never mind she's the definition of the FYW family.

She comes into play when a member of our tribe (like dong) needs to disappear.

**Peaches will be available for Fur Yo Walls at all a low low price in 9 months after she's made her first Fur Birth and therefore useless to me. **

Furyowall@gmail.com

xoxo

Amber Renae

To Your Health

A lot of clients have been writing in wondering how I've come to be in such phenomenal shape seeing as I used to be a crack-addicted street whore that weighed less than aborted fetus, had one strand of hair and three teeth. Well let me tell you it hasn't been easy nor cheap! It costs a pretty penny to go from white to black (full body skin transplant) and getting hourly human growth hormone injections. Additionally, I work out 26 hours a day. I work on a different clock where there are two more hours a day allocated for aggression and furociousness. The secret to my body of majesty and awe is my furred smartbells. They were dumbells like you assholes until I furred the fuck out of them. So since you are probably a thin crust hippo dick I suggest you start curling something other than your pubic hair and get on my level. Free set of smartbells with every room we fur! Hurry now, limited time offer!

Good News Guys!

This news is so phresh I have to do it on the run.

Mamma' did a good thing

Due to recent feedback we have fired Dong.
Complaints such as, his road act is sticky like semen, and he pours ketchup on our clients phresh sample fur. All while never providing wet naps.
Baby, Amber hears you and has taken action by cutting off his testy chin and leaving him in a ditch. He's hopefully being eaten by hyaenas, or a wild animal that will grow rampant and be perfect for my guest room head board.

But G-N-G, we have two new members that will be introduced soon.

Who loves you?
Your daddy... And amber renae!
Xoxo

Introducing Our Friend Dong

So naturally Amber Renae has a rolodex fatter than a sumo wrestler's ass but only a handful of friends. This is because most people are thin crust (see FYW glossary post), pussy bitches who can't handle her aggression and ferocity. So when someone new makes it into our tribe that is tight like virginity we like to take the time and formally introduce them to you, our clients. The newest member of the FYW gang is Dong the human penis. Now I'm sure you're thinking "What the fuck is AR talking about?" well scroll down and you will see what I'm talking about you retarded, shit-eating fuck hole.

We represent Dong under the Fur Yo Walls brand and he is available for bachelorette parties, birthdays, weddings, funerals, baptisms and casual killings.

For rates and availability contact us!

I'm a Naked Bearrrrrr

So why doesn't this bear have hair? Not because it has some incurable disease or is shedding his winter coat, it's because we fucking shaved him like a man's pubic hair to fur our new kitchen! Yup we found that bear hair nicely complimented our human skin wall to wall flooring. No big deal. If you too want to be as stupidly awesome as Amber Renae, drop us a line and we'll hook your iron labia up!

XXOXX

AR

virgin chest hair

Since Hutch worships our business, and all that is Amber Renae, He's constantly trying to find ways in which to mark his territory. We've been having complaints that after phresh installation of FYW he often lifts his leg and pisses on our master piece. We're all for pissing in public but Hutch's urine reeks of one night stand and hippo dick.

Your friend Amber Renae has come up with a perfect solution for all parties.

Usually this includes skinning Hutch for his man fur in a tribute to his love of FYW. Instead, we've had Hutch growing his FBMF (Full Body Man Fur) for our personal brand of fur. This is only offered annually as it takes Hutch a full 12 months to develop a luscious coat fit for your wall art. Yesterday we drugged and sheared Hutch like a sheep, creating your new living room conversation starter.

Here are some before and after pics of Hutch.

Please address Orders to Hutch at Furyowall@gmail.com

!!!Upper Pussy Fur at No extra charge!!!

FUR YO WALLS

xoxo

Safe Sex with Amber Renae

We here at FYW know how horny you motherfuckers are after furring your walls and taking heaps of ecstacy and we fully support that. What we don't support are BABIES and WORTS on your dick-vagina so here are some tips from an expert on safe sexytimes.

1. Condoms are balloons and balloons are meant for clowns not your dicks so unless you're banging a clown, which I highly advise against, leave that shit with your big shoes and red nose.

2. Pulling out is RETARDED unless you like making a sticky gooey mess. Yes, like breaking eggs and pouring maple syrup on them on the floor. Stupid right?

3. Abstinence is for fucking religious queers. However, we at FYW do like things tight like virginity.

4. Who the fuck can remember to take pill every day that doesn't get you high? NOT ME!

5. Oral is gross and a fucking waste of time!

6. The ONLY safe way to do the horizontal polka is to BELLYBUTTON FUCK. Pretty simple really, dick--> bellybutton (only works with innies. if you have an outie, go kill yourself). That's it!

No need to thank us, we're just doing our part to save the world. One bellybutton fuck at a time.

Wishing you cream filled surprises,

Amber Renae

Sponsored by Fur Yo Walls

We OWN dis Bitch...

We bought her on discount from Chris Brown.

Amber's Dictionary

For those of you that aren't in the know... Amber has written a special "fur yo walls" glossary of terms

Rape: r-ape/ like you know....everyday activity/I raped the grocery store today./I raped the bathroom floor.

Casual[ly]: cas-U-ally/term used when saying...or doing something ultra aggressive and or inappropriate/I raped your boyfriend casually./I killed someone casually.

Aggressive[ly]: a-ggres-ive/ To do something to the maxxx and or with intense passion./Her dance was so aggressive./I aggressively studied for my midterm./She aggressively put the tree on his car.

Hate: H-8/Universal ereday term for everything./I hate you./What's for dinner? A bucket of hate.

Phresh: f-resh/To be clean and new, like douching./This fur sample is so phresh./I found a phresh new place to chill./That food ain't so phresh.

One Night Stand: 1-nite-only/ A series of cocktails made to rock one night only, that will never be seen again, goes down smooth, regret instantly in the morning. (also to be followed by pregnancy testing)./Amber and I made a one night stand and can't remember the last 2 days and 45 mins./Renae has been arrested for soliciting sex after a one night stand.

Thin Crust: T-C/A person who lacks aggressiveness, rape skills, and ability to hold zeblood. Often referred to as "pussy"./You're too thin crust to party with us./Thin Crust shouldn't go to muay thai, they'll probably get hurt.

Smoking Meth[Loudly]: smok-in-meth/Getting it on (loudly). Not to be confused with rape/Amber renae loves to smoke meth when no one is home./Smoking Meth always pisses off the neighbours.

Control: Con-troll(NOT OK)/To be held back, to restrict in any way. Any form of regulation in any situation./You can't control this./THE ONLY RULE IS IT'S NOT OK TO CONTROL THIS.

D.P.: Dee-Pee/ Double penetration. NOT display pic(ture)./ When I DP you, you'll be crying with pleasure and pain, not changing your fucking facebook picture.

HippoDick: HIPpo-dick/ To kill someone/ I hippo dicked that mothafuck who owed my a donut

HippoDick: Hippo-dick/ hippopotamus gentalia

HippoDick: HIPPo-dick/ To suck a giant wang/ Woah that guy has a hippo dick, it was so hard to put in my mouth

HD: Ech Dee/ Hippo Dick abbreviation, contrary to popular belief it is not "High Definition" (I'll show you fuck HIGH DEF!)

Blow Job(noun) Blew(verb past-tense): Blooo-jobb, blu/ To roll into a party (preferable thrown by someone you don't know), break shit, talk smack, fall on the floor, impress all the guests, take a jacuzzi bath, put a christmas tree on a car and leave in a firey rage/ Usually followed by vomiting in a McDonald's drive through/ We totally blew Hutch's party last night, fuck.

FU%$#R A Lesson In Censorship

When to be inappropriate:

1. Late nights

2. Early mornings, especially when you are hungover/still drunk and driving around town

3. After drinking your weight in zeblood and/or snorting your weight in brown-brown*

*An amazing concoction consisting of high-grade cocaine and gun powder that causes people to go nuts.

4. While promoting FYW

5. When trying to be controlled

6. On public transit (duh)

When not to be:

1. At work (gots to pay child support for reals)

2. In front of your homies parents

Following these simple rules and regulations will guarantee happiness and prosperity in your life on this planet and beyond.

A picture says a thousand words

I just found this and I thought it was a picture explanation of what FUR YO WALLS represents.

riiigggggghhttt???

keep it tight,

Amber ReNae xoxo

Phresh Skin

Now that we're back to work, Amber Renae has found it hard to focus. Since I've escaped from the pen, I've become some what famous. Please forgive me for not replying to the THOUSANDS of fan mail. I can't keep up with the insanity of sexual admiration that's been bestowed on my furry bits.

To keep up with these recent developments of shear popularity, I've hired a personal assistant.

I'd like to introduce you to HUTCH. He has been large part of the fur yo walls family from the start.

Hutch was my former Pool Boy/sex toy. His role was to tend to my every need such as, stealing my morning coffee from the neighbourhood yuppie to cleaning my booze filled vomit off my imaginary dog. He has recently been promoted to my personal fluffer. Don't be alarmed when your emails are answered without the same aggressiveness...he fucks on the daily and has no pent up aggression like your friend Amber Renae.

We promise to condition him into a fur tearing beast that will rip your eye out on command.

Fur Yo Walls because it's the right thing to do.

on with the show,

Amber ReNae xoxo

Me So Sorry! Me, Me, Me, So Sorry!

So mama did a bad thing. Actually, she did lots o' bad things. The police report for Amber Renae read a little something like this:

First degree rape

Felony drug trafficking- Meth, Heroine, Crack

Involuntary manslaughter (but secretly it was voluntary, shhhh!)

Grand theft auto

Harboring an illegal alien

Assualt with a deadly weapon (ninja sword)

As you can see, mama couldn't update the blog from the big house and my celly was contastly after my ass hole so I could never turn my tushie her way.

I apologize for any inconvenience or emotional distress this may have caused.

xoxo,

AR

Thirsty?

Because we know most of you look to Amber ReNae for advice on life. This is just a genius invention we'd like to share with you, our clients. Before I spit this explosion of flavour in your face, PLEASE BE WARNED THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK.

Introducing...

ZEBLOOD

Step 1:

Obtain virgin zebra (don't fuckin' waste your time on that used pussy zebra, it won't work)

Step 2:

Kill said Zebra in a sacrificial ceremony where you drain all it's blood and rub it with Amber ReNae's special sauce and STIR.

Step 3:

Pour into a chilled travel pitcher, perfect for "to-go". This comes in handy when you are on the run. (you must drink da blood in less than 45 mins to prevent boiling)

ENJOY

Amber ReNae Special Sauce

1 bottle of red wine

1 bottle of chamborde

a splash of diet 7-up

chopped strawberries

chopped zebra flesh

** To take ZEBLOOD to another level (ZEBLOOD-X), pour 1 bottle of yellow tail bubbles **

WARNING: THIS WILL RELEASE THE VIRGIN SOUL

AMBER RENAE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF HER CLIENTS OR ANY PARTICIPANTS OF ZEBLOOD-X

Obviously FYW is tight with the earth and want to keep it ballin'. So once you've awoken from a your pleasure explosion of ecstasy, please call Amber ReNae and we will come fur yo walls with your phresh kill. This is a lasting memory of the night you have NO memory of.

A Must See!

Before Christ There Was FYW

Here is an archived business ad from the days of the Roman chariot. Yes, we're talking B.C. bitches. Respect this shit and Fur Yo Walls or Amber Renae will go all GLADIATOR on yo ass!

New Patterns

Good Day!

Here are some of our latest patterns available: We have Pedophile Peacock, Zanny Zebra, Tranny Tiger, and Tantilizing Turkey. Limited quantities available so email Amber Renae NOW. I'm just sitting on the roof that I squat on, eating beans out of a can that I opened with my teeth and drink malt liquor that I stole from a sleeping (read: dead) hobo. So throw your girl a bone and let me come fur yo walls! I'm also available for house-sitting at no charge.

FURociously Yours,

AR

Serious...Serious

Fur Yo Face!

Now ladies, we aren't talking about taking dem 'roids to grow your own facial furrr, we're talking about the latest item in the personal fur division of FYW. After completing a job (and douching, of course) we save our left over fur. FYW is a green business that is looking out for Motha Earf of course. With these leftovers we make one-of-a-kind masks or as I like to call them fierce facial fur (FFF) pieces. Wonderful and exciting places to where your FFF piece is as follows:

1. the grocery store

2. to pick the kids up from school

3. church- praise jesus!

4. the pharmacy--who doesn't love prescription meds?!

5. the golf course

6. to visit your parole officer

7. baby showers

8. glass-blowing class

9. passport office

10. the bank- TO ROBBBBB!

The list goes on and on....So contact Amber Renae TODAY, not tomorrow because she will probably be in an alcohol and drug induced coma in a syringe filled gutter getting gangbanged by meth heads.

xoxo.

Killin' them softly

New product ALERT! From yo chic, fur loving and ALWAYS too stylish friend Amber ReNae.

You don't know luxury till you lay your tired loins on this glorious piece of heaven right her'e.

As you can see, I have already furred my own hammock on the rooftop I'm currently squatting on. SO luscious and warm. It's the perfect getaway from a hard day of marketing, designing and FORCING you assholes to fur YO walls. It shouldn't be a hard decision for those of you who know what's up.

Get yours NOW!

Available in all of our weather proof colours.

Bitches be jealous when they see you in this form of utter comfort.

Fuck Yeah We Did

So what is more fuck your fuck hole bad ass than furring some fucking government dick hats. Yea. I'm gonna chain you to a bench and cover your body in raw steaks and let a pride of lions eat you alive. Wait...too aggressive?

The Time Has Come

So after COUNTLESS (and I do mean countless because I never learned to count....yeah the education system in dem trailer parks ain't reals good....) the Amber Renae doll is being released!!!!!!!!!! As you can see, if you are one of our seeing customers (we are proud to offer our services to the blind) I am/ We are so glamorous and beautiful you should probably put on some protective lenses to protect your eyes. Unless of course you don't have them (eyes, that is). Amber Renae has come along way from the obese tranny she-male that you are familiar with from previous posts. Rest assured, this is an accurate representation of what we are working with. Don't forget NEVER SHARE YOUR TOYS.

fur fairies from now until forever,

A.R.

Happy Happy Fur Joy!

This photo was sent in by one of our HAPPY CLIENTS from jolly old England. After furring his walls, the internal inferno of pleasure inside him burnt his clothes off, thus making his fur coat a necessity. Looks like someone might have furred his chest and fupa (fat upper pussy area) as well. Teeheehee. You could be this happy...if you really wanted. It's easy, just FUR YO WALLS.

Limited Time Offer.....

Hello Dearest Customers:

For a limited time we are offering the rarest and most exotic wall covering available...UNICORN. One of our partners in remote Icelandic village came upon an extra 100 spools of unicorn fur and express shipped it to yours truly. We are now giving you, our beloved clients in this ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to transform your house to a Fantasy Fur Palace. Yes, everyone will be jealous and rubbing their loins upon your walls hoping to contract an STD (Super-Tantastic Disease!!!!!). Beware of whores and skanks, unicorn fur violently repels these unsavory creatures and will sprout poisonous horns....UnGlam- OUCH!

FURociously Yours,

Amber Renae

Sorry

To our beloved clients...

We are sorry to say that we have reason to believe we have been hacked. On New Years Eve it seems Fur Yo Walls was hacked by a fat tranny cheerleader. Other wise known as my jealous wanna be fabulous friend Sae Shay. This bitch has been all up in my fur profession. Talkin' nonsense and shit, tryin' to bring down our empire. Please rest assure that bitch be playin'

Amber ReNae does NOT have a penis, real or otherwise made of fur. She just hatin' cuz I'm hittin' up the mad parties on NYE and she at home with her bottle of COLT 54 tryin' to get her drink on by hurrself.

Please forgive us at FUR YO WALLS. We promise to bring this back to business once again. You won't be hearing from Sae Shay EVA again, this be for real. We ALWAYS strive to keep this company tight like virginity for you, our clients.

Welcome to 2010 the year of the fur