Biloba 5 Wants to Know....

You down with OPP?

Other People's Poo?

Everyday I'm Hustlin'

Since FUR YO WALLS has busted into the main stream, I've been rolling in fame and fortune. It's been hard not to spend all my coin on crack, meth or midget sex. To keep Mama out of trouble I've invested in a life long companion. This isn't a fucking chihuahua or toy poodle meant for thin crusts. This pet is completely meant for the aggressive and stuffed crusts alike. For safety purposes I have to wear a full body suit of protective glitter while cuddling with my new compadre.

Now just because Amber Renae is a massive fan of skinning animals for sport, and stapling their fur to your humble abode. Doesn't mean I can't love an animal of my very own. This hybrid hyaena/zebra has been specially mated for yours truly. Her name is Peaches because of her baby soft fur. She isn't part of the FYW family due to her aggressive nature and killing instinct........ Wait, never mind she's the definition of the FYW family.

She comes into play when a member of our tribe (like dong) needs to disappear.

**Peaches will be available for Fur Yo Walls at all a low low price in 9 months after she's made her first Fur Birth and therefore useless to me. **

Furyowall@gmail.com

xoxo

Amber Renae

To Your Health

A lot of clients have been writing in wondering how I've come to be in such phenomenal shape seeing as I used to be a crack-addicted street whore that weighed less than aborted fetus, had one strand of hair and three teeth. Well let me tell you it hasn't been easy nor cheap! It costs a pretty penny to go from white to black (full body skin transplant) and getting hourly human growth hormone injections. Additionally, I work out 26 hours a day. I work on a different clock where there are two more hours a day allocated for aggression and furociousness. The secret to my body of majesty and awe is my furred smartbells. They were dumbells like you assholes until I furred the fuck out of them. So since you are probably a thin crust hippo dick I suggest you start curling something other than your pubic hair and get on my level. Free set of smartbells with every room we fur! Hurry now, limited time offer!

Good News Guys!

This news is so phresh I have to do it on the run.

Mamma' did a good thing

Due to recent feedback we have fired Dong.
Complaints such as, his road act is sticky like semen, and he pours ketchup on our clients phresh sample fur. All while never providing wet naps.
Baby, Amber hears you and has taken action by cutting off his testy chin and leaving him in a ditch. He's hopefully being eaten by hyaenas, or a wild animal that will grow rampant and be perfect for my guest room head board.

But G-N-G, we have two new members that will be introduced soon.

Who loves you?
Your daddy... And amber renae!
Xoxo

Introducing Our Friend Dong

So naturally Amber Renae has a rolodex fatter than a sumo wrestler's ass but only a handful of friends. This is because most people are thin crust (see FYW glossary post), pussy bitches who can't handle her aggression and ferocity. So when someone new makes it into our tribe that is tight like virginity we like to take the time and formally introduce them to you, our clients. The newest member of the FYW gang is Dong the human penis. Now I'm sure you're thinking "What the fuck is AR talking about?" well scroll down and you will see what I'm talking about you retarded, shit-eating fuck hole.

We represent Dong under the Fur Yo Walls brand and he is available for bachelorette parties, birthdays, weddings, funerals, baptisms and casual killings.

For rates and availability contact us!