A Must See!

Before Christ There Was FYW

Here is an archived business ad from the days of the Roman chariot. Yes, we're talking B.C. bitches. Respect this shit and Fur Yo Walls or Amber Renae will go all GLADIATOR on yo ass!

New Patterns

Good Day!

Here are some of our latest patterns available: We have Pedophile Peacock, Zanny Zebra, Tranny Tiger, and Tantilizing Turkey. Limited quantities available so email Amber Renae NOW. I'm just sitting on the roof that I squat on, eating beans out of a can that I opened with my teeth and drink malt liquor that I stole from a sleeping (read: dead) hobo. So throw your girl a bone and let me come fur yo walls! I'm also available for house-sitting at no charge.

FURociously Yours,

AR

Serious...Serious

Fur Yo Face!

Now ladies, we aren't talking about taking dem 'roids to grow your own facial furrr, we're talking about the latest item in the personal fur division of FYW. After completing a job (and douching, of course) we save our left over fur. FYW is a green business that is looking out for Motha Earf of course. With these leftovers we make one-of-a-kind masks or as I like to call them fierce facial fur (FFF) pieces. Wonderful and exciting places to where your FFF piece is as follows:

1. the grocery store

2. to pick the kids up from school

3. church- praise jesus!

4. the pharmacy--who doesn't love prescription meds?!

5. the golf course

6. to visit your parole officer

7. baby showers

8. glass-blowing class

9. passport office

10. the bank- TO ROBBBBB!

The list goes on and on....So contact Amber Renae TODAY, not tomorrow because she will probably be in an alcohol and drug induced coma in a syringe filled gutter getting gangbanged by meth heads.

xoxo.

Killin' them softly

New product ALERT! From yo chic, fur loving and ALWAYS too stylish friend Amber ReNae.

You don't know luxury till you lay your tired loins on this glorious piece of heaven right her'e.

As you can see, I have already furred my own hammock on the rooftop I'm currently squatting on. SO luscious and warm. It's the perfect getaway from a hard day of marketing, designing and FORCING you assholes to fur YO walls. It shouldn't be a hard decision for those of you who know what's up.

Get yours NOW!

Available in all of our weather proof colours.

Bitches be jealous when they see you in this form of utter comfort.

Fuck Yeah We Did

So what is more fuck your fuck hole bad ass than furring some fucking government dick hats. Yea. I'm gonna chain you to a bench and cover your body in raw steaks and let a pride of lions eat you alive. Wait...too aggressive?

The Time Has Come

So after COUNTLESS (and I do mean countless because I never learned to count....yeah the education system in dem trailer parks ain't reals good....) the Amber Renae doll is being released!!!!!!!!!! As you can see, if you are one of our seeing customers (we are proud to offer our services to the blind) I am/ We are so glamorous and beautiful you should probably put on some protective lenses to protect your eyes. Unless of course you don't have them (eyes, that is). Amber Renae has come along way from the obese tranny she-male that you are familiar with from previous posts. Rest assured, this is an accurate representation of what we are working with. Don't forget NEVER SHARE YOUR TOYS.

fur fairies from now until forever,

A.R.

Happy Happy Fur Joy!

This photo was sent in by one of our HAPPY CLIENTS from jolly old England. After furring his walls, the internal inferno of pleasure inside him burnt his clothes off, thus making his fur coat a necessity. Looks like someone might have furred his chest and fupa (fat upper pussy area) as well. Teeheehee. You could be this happy...if you really wanted. It's easy, just FUR YO WALLS.

Limited Time Offer.....

Hello Dearest Customers:

For a limited time we are offering the rarest and most exotic wall covering available...UNICORN. One of our partners in remote Icelandic village came upon an extra 100 spools of unicorn fur and express shipped it to yours truly. We are now giving you, our beloved clients in this ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to transform your house to a Fantasy Fur Palace. Yes, everyone will be jealous and rubbing their loins upon your walls hoping to contract an STD (Super-Tantastic Disease!!!!!). Beware of whores and skanks, unicorn fur violently repels these unsavory creatures and will sprout poisonous horns....UnGlam- OUCH!

FURociously Yours,

Amber Renae

Sorry

To our beloved clients...

We are sorry to say that we have reason to believe we have been hacked. On New Years Eve it seems Fur Yo Walls was hacked by a fat tranny cheerleader. Other wise known as my jealous wanna be fabulous friend Sae Shay. This bitch has been all up in my fur profession. Talkin' nonsense and shit, tryin' to bring down our empire. Please rest assure that bitch be playin'

Amber ReNae does NOT have a penis, real or otherwise made of fur. She just hatin' cuz I'm hittin' up the mad parties on NYE and she at home with her bottle of COLT 54 tryin' to get her drink on by hurrself.

Please forgive us at FUR YO WALLS. We promise to bring this back to business once again. You won't be hearing from Sae Shay EVA again, this be for real. We ALWAYS strive to keep this company tight like virginity for you, our clients.

Welcome to 2010 the year of the fur