New Fur for New Year

I have something new for you people. This is for you. I know you have been looking for the newest thing in fur. Well Amber ReNae has once again fucked you with the best most finest exotic-ness you've EVER seen. This is tight like virginity and you won't EVER find this at any other fur depot. I Amber ReNae has bred this beast on my OWN time. It's a combination of my own personal semen collection and my dead, old, belated cat R.I.P. This fur can only be made once ever 10 years. Get your once in a life time NEW YEARS EVE FUR. Don't be scurrrred....

fur yo walls with our special breed of Amber ReNae.

Fur Yo Walls

luv, Amber ReNaee

SInce High School, My Fur Grew....?

So naturally I have become a ripped she-male with no defining genitalia. Because of this I have turned to furring my walls to cope with the horrific pain of identifiying with neither my hoes or my dicks. And in my title 'Fur' refers to my NEW testicles.

Love You Guys SOSOSOSOSO MUCH- now shave my moustache.

Be Aggressive, Be, Be, Aggressive

No, you fucking fucks I was not a cheerleader in my catholic all boys school because I was too busy ripping virgin holes. Enough about me, tell me about you. Sike....I don't give a fuck because I'm Amber Re-fucking-Nae, ya you heard right, whore of the mid-day sun.

So Fur Yo Walls are I'm gonna come cheer and semen storm on your face.

Fur yO Car

After a long ghastly venture back from home base, I've decided what the car of the future should look like. This isn't for you lack luster style morons. Only the supreme style icons of our generation.

In fact....if you hobo style virgins are f*ckin' tryin' to cop dis urbanity of perfection, you'll be a str8 up foo. This is ONLY for our fresh furred friends who know how to rawk our revolutionary style.

This is what you ghetto ass mutha-fucks look like when you try to fur yo cars without FUR YO WALLS. It looks cheap, lack-luster and a style fail.

This is what you look like when you hire our services to advance you're pathetic boring life.

Obvious fabulosity.

Fur Yo Walls ......... You're welcome.......

luv, Amber ReNae

Yes, I Eat T-Rex(s)

Hey E'rybody! Happy Holidaze from me, Amber Renae. Now while I was indulging in a lil' Prehistoric Predator on the ever so educational National Geographic Channel, I gots to thinkin'......

I think I was a MEGALODON in a previous life and thus Fur Yo Walls may have initially been an underwater lifestyle aggression brand- aka ULAB. Not to hard to imagine, rightttt?

Anyways, for all you ignorant toad stools out there I have provided some background information on my species:

The megalodon (pronounced /ˈmɛɡələdɒn/ MEG-ə-lə-don, "big tooth" in Greek, from μέγας and ὀδούς) was a giant shark that lived in prehistoric times during the late Oligocene epoch and Neogene period,^[1] and was a super-predator.

It was by far the largest and most powerful fish of its time and one of the biggest hypercarnivorous predators ever known with maximum size theorized to be around 20.3 metres (67 ft) in length and 103 metric tons(114 short tons) in weight. From scrutiny of its remains, scientists conclude that C. megalodon belongs to the order Lamniformes but its genus is disputed. Fossil evidence has revealed that C. megalodon fed upon large marine animals.

So basically what I'm trying to say if that I am the greatest more aggressive ferocious being that has ever or will ever EXIST. Therefore you best bow down and respect this bitch before I skin YOU and fur MY WALLS with your foul-stenched hairy CORPSE!

love you skid marks will all my ice box of a heart-

Amber Renae

Below zero and covered in FUR

It's getting cold out, make sure you call for your free consultation. Fur will make you ballin' and warm.

1-800-FU-RYOW

stay cozy my friends,

Amber ReNae

Fur Yo Shoe's Walls...

Hawt.. Made with left-overs of your furred Wall!

Start Yo Day The Right Way..... Bitches

Since all you lazy fucks probably eat some moldy shit for breakfast and drink your instant coffee that was brewed with a pantyhose and hot water, this advancement in fur design will be too ferocious for you. FUR YO BREAKFAST is a offshoot division of FUR YO WALLS. As seen in the photo above, it's completely impractical and completely amazing. Only imaginary food and drink can be consumed on fur yo breakfast pieces, naturally.

So respect yo mama's vag that gave you sweet life and shut the fuck up or i'll stab you in the throat.

No Glove, No Luv,

amber reNae

it's my brithday fuckers

Today.. like yesterday be my birthday.

SINCE you fucking fucks didn't make any orders this week. I'm forced to party on my lawn. I can't afford to be at the hot spot. I can't be in da club with my homies because there had been no bomb diggity orders for da fur... yo..........

this be your warning... FUR YO WALLS or I will fuckin' fuck your shit up. .. I will rape you motherfuckers with my aggressiveness. I will fuck up your day...hard. That's my warning and I'm a foo with promises.

This be for you......FUR YO WALLS................

p.s I'm back on da crack........love yo moms... they pushed you out of their vagina.s.... and that's the truth....

this be ambber reNae. your host...

and I never fuckin' LIE..

Fur Reeks Sex and so will you....

No big deal...but Victoria Secret's Fashion show was bacially a HUGE advertisement for FUR YO WALLS. It's just one of our brilliant advertising techniques. We want you to know just how SEXY furred walls can be.

Check out our merchandise on the runway. It's hawt and you'll want to furred your house with victoria secret models.

We can provide the next best thing. You'll be the sexiest thing on the block, once you furred your muthafuckin' walls. soooo SO SEXY...

All fur samples displayed are available for furring walls.

fur yo walls

sparkles, fur and lip gloss,

Amber ReNae xo

Taking It To The XXXtreme

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF FURS (read: pussies who are afraid of the fabulousity that ensues from real fur)

For those of you out there who are willing and able to hit the highest notes in fur interiors we are offering for a limited time only, entire pelts available for wall covering!!!!! A recent project of ours is shown above and as you can see, it's beyond words uhmazing. Naturally, this highly specialized service of ours costs a pretty penny but is well worth the investment.

Unfortunately we cannot disclose most information regarding these special order coverings in this open forum due to our client confidentiality and non-disclosure agreements. So please forward any questions and inquiries to yours truly.

furry glove luv, amber renae

We're Naked

As of late, we've been receiving hate mail from fur haters around the world.

They think that furring your walls is a needless expense and cruelty to the furred beasts of the planet.

Let's be clear, we'd rather BE naked if we had furred walls. There is NO better feeling than the soft caress of phreshly furred walls. I think after you see and feel our product you will think differently about furring your walls. Our secret is in the merchandise. So even the anti-fur customer can rest assure that they aren't harming animals of any kind.

Our provision of fur-like products has encompassed the real look and feel of quality animal coats. Don't get it twisted friends, this is ALL certified faux fur.

We also offer the shaving of your favourite animal. Maybe you have a pet that you can't get enough of... We can shave said pet and create a fully furred wall of your favourite companion. Here at fur yo walls, animals are a crucial part of our business.

Now that you know our animal loving history, CALL US TODAY!

We can fur your walls... the humane way.

Luv Amber ReNae xxx

please note we CAN and do use real fur at your request... it does make for a superior furred wall.

email amber reNae

Yours In Service

Hello friends, welcome back.

I know you visit our page 'on the daily' to keep up with the latest trend hitting your home.

Here at 'Fur Yo Walls' we'll help you make the freshest decision on your wall furring needs.

Our company is a leader in excellence when it comes to fur interior design. There is no other company that will preform at a higher standard as we will. When you book with us you can expect nothing less then straight up superior service.

Advantages to furring your home include:

1. Initial consultation will be held in the comfort of our trailer, where we will conveniently park in your driveway until we have been hired by our next customer or removed by the police.

2. Estimates can be made in values of money, crack, meth, or sex. We have financing in all forms of currency.

3. Removing your previous wallpaper or wood paneling is unnecessary. Our luscious fur will cover up any nasty-ass nonsense you currently have in your home.

4. Expert and professional opinions will be provided on finding the right fur for you.

5. As professionals, we can destroy and revamp your previous interior design garbage. This is often a requirement to coordinate with your freshly furred walls.

6. Complimentary sparkle or lace trim with every furred wall. NO LATTICE

7. Interior thermal heating system. Never escape the warm embrace of fur when you're surrounded by it. SO HOT!

8. Custom design. Since we source our own fur we can design, sew or skin whatever fur you desire.

9. Sound proofing. There is no way your neighbours will hear your illest beats, arguments with the wife or even a gun shot. With furred walls you have the added bonus of optimal silence.

10. Furred walls makes you better than everyone else.

Please call or email us today.... and Fur Yo Walls...the right way

Luvvvvvvvvv xx

Amber ReNae

Deck the Halls with.....FUR

It's that time of year again and if you're

looking for the most perfect, most unique,

most stylish, most unforgettable gift this

holiday season than it's got to be the one

of a kind stylings only available at

FUR YO WALLS! Don't listen to the losers

shown in this photo. They don't know what's

H.O.T.T. HOTT. Put your trust in Amber Renae.

Whether furring the kitchen, bathroom, closet or

bedroom *wink, wink* we guarantee this to be

the greatest holiday season.

For further details, email us!

xxx- Amber Renae (and EggNog)

Back to BIZness

Dearly Beloved,

I, Amber Renae, would like to take this opportunity to bring Fur Yo Walls back to the level it once was. The level it deserves. I'm embrassed to say, but I have been battling a vicious meth-crack cocaine- horse steroid addiction for the past few weeks, hence the some might say ridiculous posts.

Wow, I feel like a carebear on ecstacy, now that I've come clean, so to speak to you our clients.

I have included a more recent photograph, now that I'm off the drugs.

On with the show!

xxx- Amber Renae

The Exotic Sources of Our Fur

Hello people of Earth, it's your master, Amber Renae. I am contacting you from planet Bomb-Ass-Digity-Dankness, also know as planet BADD, a land of awesome people and the most illest goods from around the UNIVERSE. And you might be thinking...Why is Amber Renee so beyond uhmazing, how can I be more like that? Well, peon, this is you time to know the secret, the secret to Amber Renee's fabulosity.... FUR YO WALLS!

It has changed my life, the life of Amber Renae and it can change your's too.

Our furs come from so many far off lands, including probably your own! Explore the photos to gain further KNOWWWWLEDGEEEE.

Please fasten you see belts and stow your carry-on luggage as we prepare for EXPLOSION INTO THE GREATEST UNKNOWN DIMENSIONS EVER IMAGINED BY ANCIENT MAN

GGGGR

Rubbing With The (Fur) Grain...Lightmounds

Oh hEy- it's amber renae

i'm rubbin with the grain and feel no pain

and i like to get high to make the time go bye (by)

when i'm rollin wit da bitches

we throwin bodies into ditches

holla ha holla holla ha holla

ppssst hey i'm talking to you

fuck you bitch i won't be your ho

i'm amber renae and here to bring you pain

shut the fuck up or ill pisss on your brain.

*LOVE* please email us for information on furring your walls...

fur yo walls

Leaders in fashion

Our fur interior design has inspired fashion around the world. Designers have been calling just to have samples of our fur material. Months into our revolutionary take on interior design we have already started a fur movement in the fashion industry.

http://cyanatrendland.com/2008/12/06/where-the-wild-things-are-fashion-editorial/

http://www.openingceremony.us/entry.asp?pid=318

Recent Clients

As professionals we can't disclose personal information of our celebrity clients. However please be assured we do have multiple celebrity clients who recommend our services.

For example...

Our newest celebrity furred wall is no stranger to the stage. She likes things to be loud and in your face. These are all characteristics of furred walls. This is exactly what you will get when you fur your walls from ceiling to floor as our newest celebrity client has.

This client is stronger than yesterday due our furred walls in her sons rooms. She did one room and asked to gimmie more. We are proud to offer a mature look for her own room because she is not a girl not yet a woman.

Act now to have a room just like our hottest celebrity clients

Fur Yo Walls

Looking to spice up the walls in your life? We've got the newest in interior design coverings. The hottest accessory to your home. With our 100% custom designs you'll be the envy of all your guests.

Fur your walls for that warm and soft feel that will be sure to keep you cozy in your space.

Check out our newest samples

like pink mink, shimmery tiger and more

For further information please contact us via email.

Amber or Renee @

furyowall@gmail.com

Act now as samples are limited

furyowall

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