Trading Post Yard Sales

Dear FYW fans, Thank you...

We can't thank you enough for your support. It's hard to consider this a job when pissing on streets, daytime drinking, and killing them softly has long been a hobby of ours.

Because I, Amber Renae, always consider our target market.

I took it upon myself to find discount furs for our bargain hunting hoes. We know our primary customer ain't ballin' like FYW.

Remember it was the peasants, street workers, hobos and meth heads that made us famous.

So let's bring it back old school, I'm selling our shit on the streets for one night only.

BLOCK PARTY YOU FOOLS

CASH ONLY (drugs and sex are also excepted)

PHRESH BUFFALO ....... wilson.... naturally ...

NEW PELTS

COON TAILS (back from their home land)

FREE PITCHER OF ZEBLOOD with the purchase of a virgin Zebra.

ONE NIGHT ONLY

Fetch your friends, drums, pipes, and virgin souls.

XXX

Amber Renae

For Those Lonely Nights

Numerous adult companies have approached Fur Yo Walls wanting to do some collaboration products. At first, we thought "No, we couldn't, we're a family company" then we remember "fuck that shit, we eat families for lunch, this is Fur Yo (mothafuckin) Walls" and quickly signed on. Here is our debut product Wooly Dilly. Now, he's more of a collector's item then actual play toy unless you are a filthy disease ridden horny hoe. And if you are, god bless. We hope you enjoy our first adult product of which there will be many more.

Baby Toes and Semen Sticky Hands,

Amber Renae

Head2Hoof

Hey guys! Just got back from the future (2012 to be specific, right before the world ends) and I've brought back the latest in fashion. Hoof by Hooves is a shoe design company from the soon to be formed Land of Fur, ruled by dictatorship under Amber Renae. I can't get into international politics at the mome but lemme tell you....it's something grand. Below are the top selling styles by Hoof- casual zip hoof, the perfect shoe for births and casual outings and murder hoof, which is perfect for your nights on the town. Naturally, these gems are limited edition so hurry yo asses up and order these bitches before they get gone for good. We here at Fur Yo Walls don't let no scrap of fur go unused. After Hoof by Hooves amputate the hooves we relieve the animals of their satanic agony by staple gunning their skins to you, our clients walls. Enjoy.