I know you visit our page 'on the daily' to keep up with the latest trend hitting your home.
Here at 'Fur Yo Walls' we'll help you make the freshest decision on your wall furring needs.
Our company is a leader in excellence when it comes to fur interior design. There is no other company that will preform at a higher standard as we will. When you book with us you can expect nothing less then straight up superior service.
Advantages to furring your home include:
1. Initial consultation will be held in the comfort of our trailer, where we will conveniently park in your driveway until we have been hired by our next customer or removed by the police.
2. Estimates can be made in values of money, crack, meth, or sex. We have financing in all forms of currency.
3. Removing your previous wallpaper or wood paneling is unnecessary. Our luscious fur will cover up any nasty-ass nonsense you currently have in your home.
4. Expert and professional opinions will be provided on finding the right fur for you.
5. As professionals, we can destroy and revamp your previous interior design garbage. This is often a requirement to coordinate with your freshly furred walls.
6. Complimentary sparkle or lace trim with every furred wall. NO LATTICE
7. Interior thermal heating system. Never escape the warm embrace of fur when you're surrounded by it. SO HOT!
8. Custom design. Since we source our own fur we can design, sew or skin whatever fur you desire.
9. Sound proofing. There is no way your neighbours will hear your illest beats, arguments with the wife or even a gun shot. With furred walls you have the added bonus of optimal silence.
10. Furred walls makes you better than everyone else.
Please call or email us today.... and Fur Yo Walls...the right way
Luvvvvvvvvv xx
Amber ReNae
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