New Fur for New Year

I have something new for you people. This is for you. I know you have been looking for the newest thing in fur. Well Amber ReNae has once again fucked you with the best most finest exotic-ness you've EVER seen. This is tight like virginity and you won't EVER find this at any other fur depot. I Amber ReNae has bred this beast on my OWN time. It's a combination of my own personal semen collection and my dead, old, belated cat R.I.P. This fur can only be made once ever 10 years. Get your once in a life time NEW YEARS EVE FUR. Don't be scurrrred....

fur yo walls with our special breed of Amber ReNae.

Fur Yo Walls

luv, Amber ReNaee

SInce High School, My Fur Grew....?

So naturally I have become a ripped she-male with no defining genitalia. Because of this I have turned to furring my walls to cope with the horrific pain of identifiying with neither my hoes or my dicks. And in my title 'Fur' refers to my NEW testicles.

Love You Guys SOSOSOSOSO MUCH- now shave my moustache.

Be Aggressive, Be, Be, Aggressive

No, you fucking fucks I was not a cheerleader in my catholic all boys school because I was too busy ripping virgin holes. Enough about me, tell me about you. Sike....I don't give a fuck because I'm Amber Re-fucking-Nae, ya you heard right, whore of the mid-day sun.

So Fur Yo Walls are I'm gonna come cheer and semen storm on your face.

Fur yO Car

After a long ghastly venture back from home base, I've decided what the car of the future should look like. This isn't for you lack luster style morons. Only the supreme style icons of our generation.

In fact....if you hobo style virgins are f*ckin' tryin' to cop dis urbanity of perfection, you'll be a str8 up foo. This is ONLY for our fresh furred friends who know how to rawk our revolutionary style.

This is what you ghetto ass mutha-fucks look like when you try to fur yo cars without FUR YO WALLS. It looks cheap, lack-luster and a style fail.

This is what you look like when you hire our services to advance you're pathetic boring life.

Obvious fabulosity.

Fur Yo Walls ......... You're welcome.......

luv, Amber ReNae

Yes, I Eat T-Rex(s)

Hey E'rybody! Happy Holidaze from me, Amber Renae. Now while I was indulging in a lil' Prehistoric Predator on the ever so educational National Geographic Channel, I gots to thinkin'......

I think I was a MEGALODON in a previous life and thus Fur Yo Walls may have initially been an underwater lifestyle aggression brand- aka ULAB. Not to hard to imagine, rightttt?

Anyways, for all you ignorant toad stools out there I have provided some background information on my species:

The megalodon (pronounced /ˈmɛɡələdɒn/ MEG-ə-lə-don, "big tooth" in Greek, from μέγας and ὀδούς) was a giant shark that lived in prehistoric times during the late Oligocene epoch and Neogene period,^[1] and was a super-predator.

It was by far the largest and most powerful fish of its time and one of the biggest hypercarnivorous predators ever known with maximum size theorized to be around 20.3 metres (67 ft) in length and 103 metric tons(114 short tons) in weight. From scrutiny of its remains, scientists conclude that C. megalodon belongs to the order Lamniformes but its genus is disputed. Fossil evidence has revealed that C. megalodon fed upon large marine animals.

So basically what I'm trying to say if that I am the greatest more aggressive ferocious being that has ever or will ever EXIST. Therefore you best bow down and respect this bitch before I skin YOU and fur MY WALLS with your foul-stenched hairy CORPSE!

love you skid marks will all my ice box of a heart-

Amber Renae

Below zero and covered in FUR

It's getting cold out, make sure you call for your free consultation. Fur will make you ballin' and warm.

1-800-FU-RYOW

stay cozy my friends,

Amber ReNae

Fur Yo Shoe's Walls...

Hawt.. Made with left-overs of your furred Wall!

Start Yo Day The Right Way..... Bitches

Since all you lazy fucks probably eat some moldy shit for breakfast and drink your instant coffee that was brewed with a pantyhose and hot water, this advancement in fur design will be too ferocious for you. FUR YO BREAKFAST is a offshoot division of FUR YO WALLS. As seen in the photo above, it's completely impractical and completely amazing. Only imaginary food and drink can be consumed on fur yo breakfast pieces, naturally.

So respect yo mama's vag that gave you sweet life and shut the fuck up or i'll stab you in the throat.

No Glove, No Luv,

amber reNae

it's my brithday fuckers

Today.. like yesterday be my birthday.

SINCE you fucking fucks didn't make any orders this week. I'm forced to party on my lawn. I can't afford to be at the hot spot. I can't be in da club with my homies because there had been no bomb diggity orders for da fur... yo..........

this be your warning... FUR YO WALLS or I will fuckin' fuck your shit up. .. I will rape you motherfuckers with my aggressiveness. I will fuck up your day...hard. That's my warning and I'm a foo with promises.

This be for you......FUR YO WALLS................

p.s I'm back on da crack........love yo moms... they pushed you out of their vagina.s.... and that's the truth....

this be ambber reNae. your host...

and I never fuckin' LIE..

Fur Reeks Sex and so will you....

No big deal...but Victoria Secret's Fashion show was bacially a HUGE advertisement for FUR YO WALLS. It's just one of our brilliant advertising techniques. We want you to know just how SEXY furred walls can be.

Check out our merchandise on the runway. It's hawt and you'll want to furred your house with victoria secret models.

We can provide the next best thing. You'll be the sexiest thing on the block, once you furred your muthafuckin' walls. soooo SO SEXY...

All fur samples displayed are available for furring walls.

fur yo walls

sparkles, fur and lip gloss,

Amber ReNae xo

Taking It To The XXXtreme

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF FURS (read: pussies who are afraid of the fabulousity that ensues from real fur)

For those of you out there who are willing and able to hit the highest notes in fur interiors we are offering for a limited time only, entire pelts available for wall covering!!!!! A recent project of ours is shown above and as you can see, it's beyond words uhmazing. Naturally, this highly specialized service of ours costs a pretty penny but is well worth the investment.

Unfortunately we cannot disclose most information regarding these special order coverings in this open forum due to our client confidentiality and non-disclosure agreements. So please forward any questions and inquiries to yours truly.

furry glove luv, amber renae