Friday, May 7, 2010

Head2Hoof

Hey guys! Just got back from the future (2012 to be specific, right before the world ends) and I've brought back the latest in fashion. Hoof by Hooves is a shoe design company from the soon to be formed Land of Fur, ruled by dictatorship under Amber Renae. I can't get into international politics at the mome but lemme tell you....it's something grand. Below are the top selling styles by Hoof- casual zip hoof, the perfect shoe for births and casual outings and murder hoof, which is perfect for your nights on the town. Naturally, these gems are limited edition so hurry yo asses up and order these bitches before they get gone for good. We here at Fur Yo Walls don't let no scrap of fur go unused. After Hoof by Hooves amputate the hooves we relieve the animals of their satanic agony by staple gunning their skins to you, our clients walls. Enjoy.











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