Serious...Serious

Fur Yo Face!

Now ladies, we aren't talking about taking dem 'roids to grow your own facial furrr, we're talking about the latest item in the personal fur division of FYW. After completing a job (and douching, of course) we save our left over fur. FYW is a green business that is looking out for Motha Earf of course. With these leftovers we make one-of-a-kind masks or as I like to call them fierce facial fur (FFF) pieces. Wonderful and exciting places to where your FFF piece is as follows:

1. the grocery store

2. to pick the kids up from school

3. church- praise jesus!

4. the pharmacy--who doesn't love prescription meds?!

5. the golf course

6. to visit your parole officer

7. baby showers

8. glass-blowing class

9. passport office

10. the bank- TO ROBBBBB!

The list goes on and on....So contact Amber Renae TODAY, not tomorrow because she will probably be in an alcohol and drug induced coma in a syringe filled gutter getting gangbanged by meth heads.

xoxo.