Hello Dearest Customers:
For a limited time we are offering the rarest and most exotic wall covering available...UNICORN. One of our partners in remote Icelandic village came upon an extra 100 spools of unicorn fur and express shipped it to yours truly. We are now giving you, our beloved clients in this ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to transform your house to a Fantasy Fur Palace. Yes, everyone will be jealous and rubbing their loins upon your walls hoping to contract an STD (Super-Tantastic Disease!!!!!). Beware of whores and skanks, unicorn fur violently repels these unsavory creatures and will sprout poisonous horns....UnGlam- OUCH!
FURociously Yours,
Amber Renae
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