Thirsty?

Because we know most of you look to Amber ReNae for advice on life. This is just a genius invention we'd like to share with you, our clients. Before I spit this explosion of flavour in your face, PLEASE BE WARNED THIS IS NOT FOR THE WEAK.

Introducing...

ZEBLOOD

Step 1:

Obtain virgin zebra (don't fuckin' waste your time on that used pussy zebra, it won't work)

Step 2:

Kill said Zebra in a sacrificial ceremony where you drain all it's blood and rub it with Amber ReNae's special sauce and STIR.

Step 3:

Pour into a chilled travel pitcher, perfect for "to-go". This comes in handy when you are on the run. (you must drink da blood in less than 45 mins to prevent boiling)

ENJOY

Amber ReNae Special Sauce

1 bottle of red wine

1 bottle of chamborde

a splash of diet 7-up

chopped strawberries

chopped zebra flesh

** To take ZEBLOOD to another level (ZEBLOOD-X), pour 1 bottle of yellow tail bubbles **

WARNING: THIS WILL RELEASE THE VIRGIN SOUL

AMBER RENAE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ACTIONS OF HER CLIENTS OR ANY PARTICIPANTS OF ZEBLOOD-X

Obviously FYW is tight with the earth and want to keep it ballin'. So once you've awoken from a your pleasure explosion of ecstasy, please call Amber ReNae and we will come fur yo walls with your phresh kill. This is a lasting memory of the night you have NO memory of.