So mama did a bad thing. Actually, she did lots o' bad things. The police report for Amber Renae read a little something like this:
First degree rape
Felony drug trafficking- Meth, Heroine, Crack
Involuntary manslaughter (but secretly it was voluntary, shhhh!)
Grand theft auto
Harboring an illegal alien
Assualt with a deadly weapon (ninja sword)
As you can see, mama couldn't update the blog from the big house and my celly was contastly after my ass hole so I could never turn my tushie her way.
I apologize for any inconvenience or emotional distress this may have caused.
xoxo,
AR
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