So naturally Amber Renae has a rolodex fatter than a sumo wrestler's ass but only a handful of friends. This is because most people are thin crust (see FYW glossary post), pussy bitches who can't handle her aggression and ferocity. So when someone new makes it into our tribe that is tight like virginity we like to take the time and formally introduce them to you, our clients. The newest member of the FYW gang is Dong the human penis. Now I'm sure you're thinking "What the fuck is AR talking about?" well scroll down and you will see what I'm talking about you retarded, shit-eating fuck hole.
We represent Dong under the Fur Yo Walls brand and he is available for bachelorette parties, birthdays, weddings, funerals, baptisms and casual killings.
For rates and availability contact us!
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