A lot of clients have been writing in wondering how I've come to be in such phenomenal shape seeing as I used to be a crack-addicted street whore that weighed less than aborted fetus, had one strand of hair and three teeth. Well let me tell you it hasn't been easy nor cheap! It costs a pretty penny to go from white to black (full body skin transplant) and getting hourly human growth hormone injections. Additionally, I work out 26 hours a day. I work on a different clock where there are two more hours a day allocated for aggression and furociousness. The secret to my body of majesty and awe is my furred smartbells. They were dumbells like you assholes until I furred the fuck out of them. So since you are probably a thin crust hippo dick I suggest you start curling something other than your pubic hair and get on my level. Free set of smartbells with every room we fur! Hurry now, limited time offer!
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