Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Good News Guys!

This news is so phresh I have to do it on the run.
Mamma' did a good thing

Due to recent feedback we have fired Dong.
Complaints such as, his road act is sticky like semen, and he pours ketchup on our clients phresh sample fur. All while never providing wet naps.
Baby, Amber hears you and has taken action by cutting off his testy chin and leaving him in a ditch. He's hopefully being eaten by hyaenas, or a wild animal that will grow rampant and be perfect for my guest room head board.

But G-N-G, we have two new members that will be introduced soon.

Who loves you?
Your daddy... And amber renae!
Xoxo

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