When to be inappropriate:
1. Late nights
2. Early mornings, especially when you are hungover/still drunk and driving around town
3. After drinking your weight in zeblood and/or snorting your weight in brown-brown*
*An amazing concoction consisting of high-grade cocaine and gun powder that causes people to go nuts.
4. While promoting FYW
5. When trying to be controlled
6. On public transit (duh)
When not to be:
1. At work (gots to pay child support for reals)
2. In front of your homies parents
Following these simple rules and regulations will guarantee happiness and prosperity in your life on this planet and beyond.
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