Monday, March 22, 2010

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Since Hutch worships our business, and all that is Amber Renae, He's constantly trying to find ways in which to mark his territory. We've been having complaints that after phresh installation of FYW he often lifts his leg and pisses on our master piece. We're all for pissing in public but Hutch's urine reeks of one night stand and hippo dick.

Your friend Amber Renae has come up with a perfect solution for all parties.
Usually this includes skinning Hutch for his man fur in a tribute to his love of FYW. Instead, we've had Hutch growing his FBMF (Full Body Man Fur) for our personal brand of fur. This is only offered annually as it takes Hutch a full 12 months to develop a luscious coat fit for your wall art. Yesterday we drugged and sheared Hutch like a sheep, creating your new living room conversation starter.

Here are some before and after pics of Hutch.









Please address Orders to Hutch at Furyowall@gmail.com
!!!Upper Pussy Fur at No extra charge!!!


FUR YO WALLS
xoxo


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